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    My dash did a thing 

    My dash did a thing 

     
  2. 01:49

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    Reblogged from theroguefeminist

    so someone gave me mod priveleges on r/gamergate

    thefoolthewildcardarcana:

    troutoforder:

    tiqachu:

    thewomanfromitaly:

    savagelyaverage:

    tetra-cube:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/gamergate/ this is what I did

    legendary

    CLICK ON EVERYTHING I CAN’T STOP MAKING NOISES

    IT HURTS TO LAUGH AND I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE.

    definite improvement

    Omg it’s still up

     
  3. 00:29

    Notes: 23993

    Reblogged from zooeykeeper

    decayingdean:

    how is he doing this

     
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  5. 04:33

    Notes: 1495

    Reblogged from suttonbosster

    like-yeahh:

    Girlfriend: Babeeee, come over

    Boyfriend: I cant, my piano is simultaneously being held at the same time 

    Girlfriend: But I really SEE the Grand canyon

    Boyfriend: I would give you some praise, but positive reinforcement is dehumanizing

     
  6. 04:33

    Notes: 121515

    Reblogged from howglorygoes

    theblackestwidow:

    THIS MAN IS A GIFT

    (Source: sandandglass)

     
  7. dearnonacepeople:

    #TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

     
  8. 20:48 15th Oct 2014

    Notes: 2164

    Reblogged from kanekikendeservednothing

    masquerademermaid:

    PSAT people: We are going to have to meet with you all to talk about your consequences for discussing test questions.
    Me: Sorry, I can’t come. I have a piano recital simultaneously at the same time.

     
  9. 15:41

    Notes: 24863

    Reblogged from intergalactic-asexual

    Tags: firevomit

    taking the PSAT

    1. student: i don't feel well
    2. student: im going to pu-
    3. student: *runs out of the classroom*
    4. teacher:
    5. teacher:
    6. teacher: *pulls out flamethrower*
    7. teacher: I must DESTROY the answer sheet
     
  10. 15:20

    Notes: 21

    Reblogged from nottheghost-youaretome

    nottheghost-youaretome:

    o-me—o-life:

    I’m going to train my kids like dolphins and dehumanize them

     
  11. 23:24 14th Oct 2014

    Notes: 76466

    Reblogged from spookypebble

    Tags: drugs twanimation tw

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    jamesbong00420:

scenicroutes:

naruhodos:

is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

no actually it’s even better than that
this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.
it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”
and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.
it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

oh my GOD

Watching this while high would be a great idea.

    jamesbong00420:

    scenicroutes:

    naruhodos:

    is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

    no actually it’s even better than that

    this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.

    it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”

    and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.

    it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

    oh my GOD

    Watching this while high would be a great idea.

     
  12. 23:02

    Notes: 46

    Reblogged from dearnonacepeople

    JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD DOESN’T “CARE” ABOUT SOMEONES BELEIF OR SEXUALITY OR GENDER OR ANYTHING DOESN’T MEAN IT DOESN’T MATTER.

     
  13. 22:01

    Notes: 2139

    Reblogged from monaqueefa

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    amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

the official answers of the PSAT form W.

Wow this was a year ago, fun story I actually was invited to a threesome because of this post. Gee whiz!

    amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

    the official answers of the PSAT form W.

    Wow this was a year ago, fun story I actually was invited to a threesome because of this post. Gee whiz!

     
  14. 21:59

    Notes: 1

    College Major: Lazer Tag 

     
  15. Wait but hear me out on this. I think this is is going to be revolutionary in the literary world, a coming of age story but get this the teenager is a bit of a loner who finds themselves surrounded by other outcasts and finally feels excepted.