1. 19:32 19th Aug 2014

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    I wish I could just disappear. I wish I wouldn’t be missed. Fuck it all hurts so much which just adds to the temptation.

     
  2. 15:27

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    Reblogged from zombowies

    riplogic:

    *loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow

     
  3. 15:24

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    Reblogged from amazinglyamazingfabulousness

    Tags: drugs twnsfw text

    amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

    amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

    Did I ever tell y’all about the time I was with my grandma on vacation and a guy owed me a favor so he gave me free shrooms and I did them in a random park near the hotel. And I blew a homeless guy while on Skype with a couple friends.

    I wrote a poem about it

     
  4. 13:04

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    Reblogged from troyesivan

    Tags: food

    doppelgender:

    the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

     
  5. 12:48

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    Reblogged from greatwhiteprivilege

    obamasnovv:

    but can the xkit guy fix my life?

     
  6. 12:45

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    Reblogged from desidia5ever

    Tags: food

    desidia5ever:

    olindiasa:

    Whoever I propose to is going to come home one day, walk into their room and it will just be FILLED TO THE BRIM with Taco Bell hot sauce packets that say “Will you marry me?” And then I will walk in and hand them the packet that says “Why say no when you can say yes?” and we will get married and live happily ever after.

    I swear to god if this is still your plan..

     
  7. 12:16

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    Reblogged from dixiesaurer

    thisismyideaofhumor:

    I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

     
  8. 11:27

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    Reblogged from bisexualzuko

    dehaans:

    middle aged white males should strive to be more like mark ruffalo

     
  9. 04:20

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    Reblogged from amazinglyamazingfabulousness

    Tags: drugsnsfw text

    amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

    Did I ever tell y’all about the time I was with my grandma on vacation and a guy owed me a favor so he gave me free shrooms and I did them in a random park near the hotel. And I blew a homeless guy while on Skype with a couple friends.

    I wrote a poem about it

    There was once a teenage boy,
    whose life gave him little joy.

    He tried everything to not be sad,
    but his life was just plain bad.

    His depression was so crappy,
    he turned to drugs to make him happy.

    No one could have predicted,
    that he’d soon become addicted.

    One day while on vacation,
    he dabbled in hallucination.

    And when it had gotten dark,
    he made his way to the park.

    With his friends he was on the phone,
    when he found out he was not alone.

    There was a man living on the street,
    begging just to make ends meet.

    The man was looking for a mate,
    and in his less than sober state.

    The boy agreed to his request,
    the homeless man became undressed,

    never had the boy the a love truer,
    than the vagabond that was his truer.

    together they watched the sun rise,
    and then they said their final goodbyes,

    and later when it was all over,
    the boy started to become sober.

    He could fully recall,
    that he was on a confrence call.

    and that his every spoken word,
    had been overheard.

    And this children is what become of you.
    If you ever do drugs too.

     
  10. 04:16

    Notes: 24

    Tags: drugsnsfw

    Did I ever tell y’all about the time I was with my grandma on vacation and a guy owed me a favor so he gave me free shrooms and I did them in a random park near the hotel. And I blew a homeless guy while on Skype with a couple friends.

     
  11. 22:50 18th Aug 2014

    Notes: 119

    Reblogged from thegeekyblonde

    Tags: jew

    imnotwhiteimjewish:

    Synagogues | Exterior Architecture

     
  12. 22:47

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    Reblogged from thegeekyblonde

    Plays: 5,452

    conradtao:

    my friend kyle suggested this mashup and it works beautifully

     
  13. 22:12

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    Reblogged from tessanetting

    tessanetting:

    mtvother:

    The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.

    OH MY GOD

     
  14. 21:07

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    Reblogged from tarantulamolt

    megaman2:

    megaman2:

    “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

    “no, i said she was fucking goofy”

    please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

    (Source: estpolis)

     
  15. 19:16

    Notes: 10781

    Reblogged from theshakespeares

    1. tumblr: We've introduced a new feature that kills your firstborn.
    2. xkit guy: welp, time to program an extension that paints lamb's blood on your sidebar